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My butt cheeks.
Virus has been quarantined for 14 days
The plot thickens.
I don't want to infect anyone with my sick jokes…
A robber breaks into a house and ties up the girl and guy.
The robber asks where the jewels are and the guy responds with:
"I'll give you everything! Please, let her go…"
Robber: "I only care about the jewels! I won't hurt you if you give me what I want…"
Guy: "I BEG you, let her go!"
Robber: "Wow, fine, you must really love your wife"
Guy: "What? No…. My wife is about to get home!"
The president of Mexico just called Trump on the phone. They want the walll built, now. They are willing to pay for it with toilet paper.